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Awesome quotes; quotes you've found/said work
Topic Started: Oct 18 2008, 09:53 PM (416 Views)
Kotetsu	Oct 18 2008, 09:53 PM Post #1
Administrator Posts: 620 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: August 21, 2007	Post awesome quotes here. Also, by my permission, double-posting is allowed in this topic if the previous post is over a day old. Start.



Manni	Oct 18 2008, 10:20 PM Post #2
Blagrah. Posts: 16 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: August 22, 2007	wall of text tl;dr this.
	horizontal line hell yeah WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT HAVOK


Deleted User	Oct 19 2008, 12:09 AM Post #3
Deleted User	I think... ASecondOpinion1501 Although I am idiots ...works well for this topic xD
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Kotetsu	Oct 19 2008, 12:48 AM Post #4
Administrator Posts: 620 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: August 21, 2007	Manni Oct 18 2008, 10:20 PM wall of text tl;dr this. Quote: <wangschlong> So i was walking by some house <wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the house <wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me <wangschlong> it turns out <wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP



Spade	Oct 19 2008, 01:56 PM Post #5
Posts: 14 Group: Members [A] Member #60 Joined: October 12, 2008	"If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, or other science facts, just repeat to yourself, 'It's just a show, I should really just relax'"



Deleted User	Oct 19 2008, 02:48 PM Post #6
Deleted User	The all new Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine. With it's all new patented design, the fat drains directly into my mouth.
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Spade	Oct 19 2008, 03:33 PM Post #7
Posts: 14 Group: Members [A] Member #60 Joined: October 12, 2008	"Gutter bumber shoot! Gutter bumber shoot!"



Wocky	Oct 20 2008, 01:17 PM Post #8
I admit it, I am totally obsessed with vulpine anthros... Posts: 1,964 Group: Members [A] Member #2 Joined: August 21, 2007	I assume 'awsome' doesn't have to mean funny? "He finds you when you're sleeping, and when the daylight fades..." Edited by Wocky, Oct 20 2008, 01:18 PM.



Kotetsu	Oct 20 2008, 08:34 PM Post #9
Administrator Posts: 620 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: August 21, 2007	Quote: <Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. <Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. <Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” <Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. <Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. Bash.org is EPIC



Wocky	Oct 20 2008, 08:39 PM Post #10
I admit it, I am totally obsessed with vulpine anthros... Posts: 1,964 Group: Members [A] Member #2 Joined: August 21, 2007	Lol, I don't know what to say about that one. "Warning: Keyboard is not responding. Please press any key to continue."



Deleted User	Oct 20 2008, 09:57 PM Post #11
Deleted User	Kotetsu Oct 20 2008, 08:34 PM Quote: <Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. <Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. <Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” <Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. <Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. NOW THAT IS JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS! xD
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Wocky	Oct 22 2008, 08:51 PM Post #12
I admit it, I am totally obsessed with vulpine anthros... Posts: 1,964 Group: Members [A] Member #2 Joined: August 21, 2007	"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."



Manni	Oct 22 2008, 11:01 PM Post #13
Blagrah. Posts: 16 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: August 22, 2007	"I'm Jeremy Kyle, AND YOU'RE SCUM!" guess what show its off.
	horizontal line hell yeah WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT HAVOK


Deleted User	Oct 23 2008, 05:32 AM Post #14
Deleted User	Manni Oct 22 2008, 11:01 PM "I'm Jeremy Kyle, AND YOU'RE SCUM!" guess what show its off. Dead ringers, of course =P
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Kotetsu	Nov 5 2008, 03:20 PM Post #15
Administrator Posts: 620 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: August 21, 2007	Quote: Zigzagoon says: "Shipping in well protesting package." WHAT Manni says: nah Manni says: pokemen ftw Zigzagoon says: IT'S SHIPPING IN A WELL PROTESTING PACKAGE Manni says: you get it through the letterbox and its like "NO FUCK OFF"



Kotetsu	Nov 8 2008, 10:15 PM Post #16
Administrator Posts: 620 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: August 21, 2007	Quote: Zigzagoon says: ARE YOU BLINK Zigzagoon says: *BLIND Crystatic says: I AM BLINK



Kotetsu	Nov 11 2008, 01:08 PM Post #17
Administrator Posts: 620 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: August 21, 2007	Quote: Kotetsu says: oh man Kotetsu says: i think all this surfing Kotetsu says: is having a really good effect on my scoutmanship Kotetsu says: I'm a freakin' -epic- scout in PVP Kotetsu says: *arena Manni says: tf2 = pvp Kotetsu says: i know Kotetsu says: i made a little confusion with WoW there Manni says: shit saying that I need to level my pyro so he can get his green shotgun and flame retardant armour Manni says: with hp piercings Manni says: =D my ! key doesn't work Manni says: shit it just did Kotetsu says: gyro-balanced khorium flamethrower? Manni says: ultimate legendery axetinguisher of dex and sta+ Kotetsu says: omfg Kotetsu says: that's going on kd Manni says: wait I forgot its golden Manni says: as well as legendery and ultimate Kotetsu says: true Kotetsu says: XD



Wocky	Nov 12 2008, 10:03 PM Post #18
I admit it, I am totally obsessed with vulpine anthros... Posts: 1,964 Group: Members [A] Member #2 Joined: August 21, 2007	"But master chief is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything..." "...Umm...what? What did you just say? That didn't make any sense!" "Neither dus ur face." Edited by Wocky, Nov 12 2008, 10:03 PM.



Kotetsu	Nov 16 2008, 03:29 AM Post #19
Administrator Posts: 620 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: August 21, 2007	Quote: Kotetsu says: Oh man I am so bored Kotetsu says: I just doodled "penis" onto a old juice can Kotetsu says: so now it's fanta - icy lemon penis Crystatic says: O_O Kotetsu says: Scared yet? Crystatic says: 42. Kotetsu says: NEW FANTA - ICY LEMON PENIS Kotetsu says: DRINK IT, AND YOU'RE GAY Crystatic says: I'd rather have icy lemon vagina, ty Crystatic says: Even though that would taste shit Kotetsu says: no, icy lemon anus would taste shit Crystatic says: Well it would taste vag then Crystatic says: Fine Crystatic says: =P This is what happens when I get too bored.



Deleted User	Nov 16 2008, 02:22 PM Post #20
Deleted User	Kotetsu Nov 16 2008, 03:29 AM This is what happens when I get too bored. Why the face? It's funny when you get very bored =]
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Deleted User	Nov 16 2008, 06:32 PM Post #21
Deleted User	DOUBLE POST - but nobody cares. Quote: x- Joshi -x " Slaps Your napkin is too little!" - Othello says (18:29): from now on, Trixie is another word for fail Fraʒer - MSN 9 is bawls. Don't get it -_- says (18:29): I thought it was anyway O_o
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Kotetsu	Dec 7 2008, 02:27 AM Post #22
Administrator Posts: 620 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: August 21, 2007	Quote: 02:24 - ASecondOpinion1501: Ah, alright then 02:24 - Kotetsu: WHAT DID I TELL YOU :P 02:24 - ASecondOpinion1501: GOOOOOD 02:24 - Kotetsu: is that with one or two Os? 02:24 - ASecondOpinion1501: Sorry, I really REALLY do need to research things first before I try to argue my point =\| 02:24 - ASecondOpinion1501: No reason, just an extended "good" 02:24 - Kotetsu: or an extended "god"? 02:24 - ASecondOpinion1501: XD 02:25 - ASecondOpinion1501: Yes, maybe =P 02:25 - Kotetsu: god + one letter = good 02:25 - Kotetsu: devil - one letter = evil 02:25 - ASecondOpinion1501: ... 02:25 - ASecondOpinion1501: GWAH 02:25 - Kotetsu: god is positive, devil is negative 02:25 - Kotetsu: O_O 02:25 - Kotetsu: OSHI- 02:25 - ASecondOpinion1501: But I prefer the devil :3 02:25 - Kotetsu: I FOUND THE MEANING OF GOOD AND EVIL



Kibaoftheleaves	Jan 4 2009, 08:55 PM Post #23
Hidden ninja Posts: 240 Group: Members Member #44 Joined: August 30, 2008	"You're going to physically assault a rhino? Really, that's your plan?"
	I'm a Grammar Nazi. I've just invaded Grammar Czechoslovakia and duped Grammar Neville Chamberlain. Now it's on to Grammar Poland and Grammar WORLD CONQUEST!! Would that, in hindsight, make me an Analogy Nazi?


Kotetsu	Jan 5 2009, 11:42 AM Post #24
Administrator Posts: 620 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: August 21, 2007	Quote: I make you sound BIGMINT There's a story behind this one but it's really nothing that big



Kibaoftheleaves	Jan 5 2009, 11:49 PM Post #25
Hidden ninja Posts: 240 Group: Members Member #44 Joined: August 30, 2008	"Brawndo energy drink! It's like a MONSTER TRUCK that you can pour into your FACE!!"
	I'm a Grammar Nazi. I've just invaded Grammar Czechoslovakia and duped Grammar Neville Chamberlain. Now it's on to Grammar Poland and Grammar WORLD CONQUEST!! Would that, in hindsight, make me an Analogy Nazi?


Raijew	Jun 10 2009, 10:29 PM Post #26
Guy that needs a life Posts: 25 Group: Members Member #84 Joined: June 1, 2009	ok so i figure its ok to post in this topic anyways... my dad to my cousin: FINISH YOUR DESSERT BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE FRUIT!!!!!



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